THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

TYRONE vs COPS is now a multiplayer friendslop experience. This update is so big and so fundamentally changes the game I should just rename it to TYRONE vs COPS 3. 2 still isn't released but who cares.

Online Co-op for Up to 4 Thugs

Team up with up to three thugs and roast pigs together. The ultimate friendslop game. Private and public servers supported. Five characters to choose from with more planned.

Five New Characters

Each character has their own abilities, play-style, perks, talent tree, and unlock requirements.

• Tyrone is the top thug, built around striking hard staying airborne with his superior athletic abilities.

• Cuckold is a beta bitch loser who can't attack. He mostly focuses on healing and buffing Tyrone. And also blocking bullets for him. You're a bitch if you play this character.

• DeShawn is a yung blud with the 12 gauge. Cops can't hit him because he's so short. His Fortnite have prepped him for ts.

• Wife is a slow and fat piece of shit. She moves so damn slow. Her ability is to eat food and get fat and make Pigs gag with her nasty stench. She's decent at absorbing damage.

• Not much is known about the Fed, but she has a fat ass.
  

The Club

Hang out in the new renovated strip club which acts as the main hub for the game. Cool.

New Map: Strip Club Raid

Pigs raided the club while Tyrone was taking a shit, so the run starts a bathroom stall. More maps are on the way.

Talents, Perks, and More

Every Pig you kill counts toward your lifetime Pig Points. Spend them on perks, then on each character's talent tree. Earn ranks from Prison Bitch all the way up to Kingpin, shown next to your name in every lobby. Drippy.

Cosmetics are unlocked by completing various achievements, and will show other players how cool and skilled you are.

Legacy Mode

The game has changed significantly, but the original game is still available as Legacy Mode.

... And More.

• New enemies, including the WIZARD PIG.

• A modern UI, for the modern gamer.

• Yellow paint tutorials.

• Streamer Mode in the options to soften your online gaming experience.

• Massive performance gains.
  

Chum It Up

I'll be playing online, and you unlock exclusive cosmetics by playing with me. Wow.

Coming Soon: More Maps, More Characters

TYRONE vs COPS is now a live-service friendslop game that will surely make me a millionaire. 4 players means 4 times the sales. Maybe I should increase the price, 99 cents is too cheap. What do we think chat?

Regards,
Team SNEED